A Girl & Her Guinness

(Source: m-coll)

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: davidtennantssideburns)

whatshouldwecallme:

epidilius:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…

Can we just take a second to talk about the episode where the Doctor meets River.

And how many feelings I have right now.

#yesIknowI’myearsbehind #sorryaboutit

   ^ I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS GIF IS REFERENCING BUT I’M GOING TO USE IT ANYWAY GOD DAMNIT.

I just. I don’t even.

wut.

Someone hold me.

ashleyjustice

Happy cinqo de mayo bitchez

whatshouldwecallme:

 I used to join in like:

But now I’m just like:

But I’m secretly all like:

I ordered some free book of poetry off the internet a couple months ago in an attempt to feel cultured. (I suck at poetry.) Anyway it got here today. I stepped on it on my way back from getting coffee before realizing it was something for me.

I don’t remember where it came from and I have no idea if it’s any good, but flipping through it I found a goofy poem I like. So here you are. 

I think that I shall never fear

a brontosaurus that is queer,

iguanodon as fetisheer,

a mammoth bringing up the rear,

an astrodon with extra gear,

metrosexual squirrel and deer,

a breeder with a dance career,

a fruit with cauliflower ear,

a lesbianic Chanticleer,

a grinning limpish-wristed Lear,

the weird one or the mutineer,

but those who perfectly adhere,

stay clear, stay clear, stay clear, stay clear.

—Wendy Videlock, “Poetry”, Poetrymagazine,org, written for a publication called “Artists Among Artists”. Issue 1 is themed “Faggot Dinosaur”.

(hipster dino drawing not mine. But oh how I wish.)